You're awesome? Seriously?

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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pantsareunwelcome:

me reblogging my 1 note selfies

(Source: , via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

hartosexuals-mdk:

2-fab-4-ur-shit:

thispondistoosmall:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection.

Translation

Never

If I ever stop reblogging this please presume I’m dead

(Source: ihavelosttheabilitytoucan, via hermionesgranger)

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via infinitetimelord)

rexuality:

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

*looks lovingly into your eyes* i’ve been googling for someone like you my entire life

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via bitchpleaaaase)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via orgasm)

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

(via fat-batman)

nyupanties:

you dont comment on someones weight

y o u d o n t c o m m e n t o n s o m e o n e s w e i g h t

YOU DONT COMMENT ON SOMEONES WEIGHT

Y O U D O N T C O M M E N T O N S O M E O N E S W E I G H T

(Source: reifaun, via forsummerforever2014)

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via carahaz)

empresspinto:

4ever-horngry:

I will never not reblog this.

I like the part where, in the third gif, the loop makes it look like the Prince turns into Cinderella

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via strawberrytelle)

padfootses:

Marauders on Pottermore

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