You're awesome? Seriously?

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

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hxhxhxtemyself: if your boyfriend (or hypothetical bf if you dont have one) and your dad switched bodies and the only way to switch them back was to fuck one of them, would you fuck your dad in your boyfriends body or your boyfriend in your dads body???

crystallized-teardrops:

oh god idk u win

planetchelsey:

kissmewhenidie:

kiefharing:

dmnq8:

Cool bed ideas for small spaces.

yes please

WANT. All of them!

OMG

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"Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it."
William Shakespeare, Macbeth (via quotes-shape-us)

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"

You deserve to remember me for the rest of your life

I hope that one day
when your bride is trudging down the isle,
through your apparent happiness,
I hope you think of me.
I hope you wonder where I am,
and what I’m doing.
I hope you wonder what we’d be doing,
hadn’t you left.

I hope that one day
as you eat cold pizza on a Friday night,
at the end of yet another dull week,
across the table from the same woman
who brings you no inherent happiness or excitement,
you think of me.

I hope that when you’re sitting with your fists balled up,
and you head swirling with the effects of alcohol,
beaten over divorce papers,
you remember me
and wonder where, and how, things went so awfully wrong.

Even when you are on your deathbed,
I hope that you reflect on your life, and remember my iridescence.
I hope you remember my light that shone through the cracks of your gray mind.
But most of all,
I hope you remember how I saw you naked from your pretenses and performances, and I still unconditionally loved you.
And I hope you are truly sorry.

"
My best writing happens when I’m up past midnight crying (via apointofimmenseirrelevance)

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"Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re fucking when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face."
Andrea Gibson, Pansies (via larmoyante)

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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pantsareunwelcome:

me reblogging my 1 note selfies

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